The Joint

oh theres a bigger description- SO YOU KNOW- UH- KIRYU??? HE UH... HES THE YAKUZA GUY IN THE HIT GAME SERIES 'YAKUZA' And here in 'The Joint', we just LOVE Kiryu, and all the fun adventures. If you're seeing this, I am probably correct in thinking YOU love this series too! GREAT! COME ON LAD, GET'CHO ASS INTA THIS SERVER NOW!!! W=HAT, YOU LIKE MAJIMA? GREAT WE LIKE HIM TOO! WHAT, YOU LIKE AKIYAMER? WE HAVE A DEDICATED AKIYAMA CHANNEL! ALL OF YOUR DREAMS COME YTRUE IF YOU JUST FLIPPIN JOIN, OH PLEASE JOIN!! anyway, as im sure you are aware, our poor little buddy kiryu spent a whopping 10 years here! Im sure you're eager to check in, see if he still hangs around or if his smell lingers (it doesnt, there is nobody here, nobody is joining, help) Well if you're curious about his stay, he uhhfought with that fork fellow but then he was a good little chap, TOO good. Anywhoo, me and the staff we uhh-we kicked that sucker out 10 years later on the dot (we dont take kindly to yakuza folk around here) He kept babbling about going to a some host club, hey, whatever floats his boat, i aint judgin', and uh, not long later THE MILLENIUM TOWER EXPLODES? And guess who's right in the middle of it all... freaky shit, i tell ya. One second the lad is a weak ass punk reading letters from daddy and banging about some host club, next the lad is blowin' up scyscrapers! Crazy shit! (i have 600 letters left i DONT KNOW WHAT TO TYPE im FGILLING IT THOUGH RAAGHHH) Anywhoo, naturally, we think this guy is the SHIT! The whole joint has practically become a kiryu fanclub (this stopped reflecting my actual server long ago, we love ALL the yakuza here, also why tf are you reading all this) The uniform has been upgraded to [I Wanna Be Like A Dragon] / [10 Years and I can see my beloved] shirts, and those who have been here since he was here share stories of how dashing he was. We keep up with the newspapers, following his little journeys, and cheer him on! OH LOOK ITS AT THE END ALMOST GOODBYE