Murder Company

"Hey there, lonely disassembled corpse! Feeling like an obsolete piece of metal waiting for the scrap heap? Tired of other gangs demanding 'skills' and 'competence' when all you really want to do is vibe and commit a little...friendly destruction? Welcome to the French Empire—also known as 'Murder Company,' because branding is overrated. We're recruiting, and lucky you, we're not picky! Got a trigger finger? Can follow orders without asking too many questions? Perfect. You're hired. Seriously, it's that easy. What's in it for you? ✦ No Skill Checks — If you can stand upright and point, you're qualified. ✦ Free Training — We teach you how to survive...long enough to get a cool nickname. ✦ Gang Wars — Because peace is boring, right? ✦ Uniforms (Optional) — Wanna look cool while causing chaos? We got you. ✦ Roleplay Opportunities — Want to pretend you're not emotionally dead inside? Go nuts. ✦ Rank Perks — More power, less responsibility. Win-win. So, what are you waiting for? Join the Murder Company today. We promise explosions, existential dread, and maybe a shred of camaraderie if you survive long enough. Vive l'empereur! Or whatever.