Crayon Muncher Group

Crayons. God do I love crayons. The cherry taste of reds, the tangy beauty of Oranges, the citrusy splendor of the yellows. Nothing else can compare. Especially not markers. Fucking sad excuses for coloring utensils. All they taste like is stupid ink and their drawings have no texture. Utter garbage. We as a society should've never moved on from crayons or even INVENTED sh*rpies. Go back to crayons, the 5 year olds had it right. Anyways where was I. Oh right, *crayons.* God, are they wonderful. So tasty. So crunchy. So rough. The purple ones taste like grape and that's the best color. The green ones taste like spinach which is mid, but turquoise ones taste like spaghetti so green gets a pass. Literally nothing beats crayons. Fucking amazing creation of god. Did you know that crayons were grown on trees in the Garden of Eden? True story, look it up. (Just another server for people who like to hang out sometimes.)